My fitness promiscuity continues, as I've started seeing B-Squad on the side.
Actually, it's long overdue. Nolan, Mandy, AngDesj and Christian are some of my favourite people I've met since through CrossFit, so I'm glad to support their venture by purchasing a punch card. While my current real-life circumstances don't permit me to commit to a full-time gym membership anywhere, I feel I will be well-served by regular visits to CrossFit Regina, Steve Volke's garage, and now B-Squad, supplemented by workouts in my basement.
My first visit to the B-Squad gym, located in the basement of the YWCA where the pool used to be, was very comfortable. Nolan was coaching, and there were a few other people I knew. It's not an official CrossFit affiliate, but any CrossFitter would feel right at home there, as it had all the equipment you would expect at a good CrossFit box. They've got plenty of space, and good natural light.
A. Front Squat 5-5-5
We were supposed to find a good working weight that would challenge us to do five reps.
after the BFFF (big fat fucking fail) on front squat singles at CFR recently, I was looking to get my shit straight.
I settled at 205. I did it. For fives, that was all I was going to be able to do, and that was more than a little challenging.
B. Metcon
Four rounds of:
8 pendelay rows
8 burpees over bar
8 kettlebell cleans (right hand)
8 kettlebell cleans (left)
Tonight's workout was a half-hearted attempt to mitigate several Pilsner at last night's Rider game, followed by nachos and Slurpee from 7-Eleven (eaten solo due to Wife's inability to stay up for me). Then there was brunch this morning and a barbecue this evening.
Warm-Up
20 toes to bar. Did them slowly, no kipping, with sets of 5 or less. I experimented with a chin-up grip for some of them.
Work-out
2000m row.
It wasn't at breakneck speed, but it wasn't too far off what I'd normally do. I kept the pace under 2:00 per 500m throughout and finished at 7:40 flat.
Warm-up
"Roxanne":
Play the song "Roxanne." Jog in place, and do a burpee every time you say the word "Roxanne."
WOD
"Blackjack"
First WOD since Spring Fling. I wasn't back to 100%, and this isn't a WOD suitable for blasting through, anyway, so I just resolved to get through it.
21 pull-ups
200m run
21 push-ups
200m run
21 squat clean and jerks
200m run
21 burpee pull-ups to 8'
200m run
21 calorie row
100m run
The clean and jerks took a little longer than I would have liked.
TART (Tyler And Rankin's Team) finished in 5th place out of 21 teams after four WODs. We're happy with that.
WOD 1: Fatbar Squat Clean and Two Presses
After learning that we could alternate lifts, this altered our strategy a bit. We had thought that I had to be done before Rankin could start.
I started with 160 on the bar, for a safe lift.
I put 180 on the bar, and did it. Rankin lifted it too.
I completed 190, as did Rankin.
I put 200 on the bar. I squat cleaned it, but couldn't get a press and had to drop it.
Rankin completed the complex and added 10 lbs.
He managed to clean it, but couldn't get a press before time ran out.
Our score was 390.2, which was good for 7th place in that event.
WOD 2: Two Five-Minute AMRAPs
AMRAP 1:
200m row
10 burpees over ERG
I don't want to be a complainer, but the judge on this messed me up by counting my burpees BEFORE I completed them. So a couple of times I stopped on the 9, only to be told that I had one more to do. That confusion cost us a few seconds.
Really, though, it's on me. I should have counted for myself from the start, which I did on the third round.
AMRAP 2:
20 double unders
10 bell swings (55lbs)
Rankin had to work harder with less rest on the first part, so I took the first three shifts on this one (DUs, one set of swings, and back to the DUs). After that, we split the work with me doing the skipping and him on the swings.
Due to that, I failed after eight DUs when I got back to the skipping.
It was smooth sailing after that, with no more failures. After a few more rounds, I took one more shift of the bell swings to give Rankin another quick breather. I felt good about how we did on the second AMRAP. There was almost no wasted time.
Our score was 1243, good for 8th place. The team ahead of us got 1244 and the fourth place team got 1266, so the the extra seconds on the row would have definitely upped our results a bit. (Every metre counted as one point, so this competition rewarded rowing disproportionately... although if you were slow on the burpees, there was less time to row.)
Even though we finished in 8th in this event, we managed to move up to 6th place in the overall standings.
WOD 3: Pull-ups, Snatches, and Weighted Lunges
Five rounds of
12 cleans (95lbs)
12 pull-ups
4x40' 45lb walking lunges (alternating between partners)
(12 min time cap)
The competition was held at the Highland Curling Club. One of my concerns was the fact that there were no mats on the lanes where we were expected to do the walking lunges on the bare concrete. The movement standard said our knees had to make contact with the ground.
My lunging style is not all that controlled, so I was faced with either slamming my kneecaps on the concrete or going slow and tentative.
I chose Option 3. During the break between WODs 2 and 3, I had to run an errand. On the way back, I stopped into WalMart and bought a $10 pair of volleyball kneepads. I would have bought a pair for Rankin, but there was only one pair left.
When I busted them out in the athlete's warm-up area, reactions ranged from a joking "That's isn't legal" (actually, it was; I checked) to "Fuck, that's smart" (correct) to "Pussy" (I imagine; no one actually said this to me, but I'm sure they were thinking it.)
During the event, the kneepads really made a difference. Rankin and I hit this WOD hard. We had noticed that some of the other teams in the previous heat had little urgency when tagging out, and we resolved to be quick.
We divided the pull-ups and snatches. I did the pull-ups, and managed to do each set of 12 unbroken.
Rankin was an absolute beast on the snatches. He did them all, other than asking me to do four in the third round.
I went as fast as I could on the walking lunges, but I have Marvin the Martian legs. Rankin needed about four lunges to make each 20' length.
We ended up only 60' of walking lunges short of completing the WOD, which put us in 4th place in the event and 4th place overall.
WOD 4: Conga Line from Hell
The top 8 teams qualified for the bonus WOD, which was announced just before we did it. They probably did it that way because no one would have tried to finish top 8 if they knew what what they were going to have to do.
This one sucked. I hated it when I was doing it, I hated it when I was done it and I hate it as I'm writing this. In five years, I could re-read this blog post and I know I will think to myself, "I still hate that fucking WOD."
30-20-10
Toes to Bar
Jumping squats onto a plate
155lb deadlifts
(15 minute time cap)
We each had to do these. Partner 1 has to complete his station before Partner 2 could start. Partner 2 couldn't pass Partner 1
I went first, because Rankin said he was awful at T2B.
Well, T2B were terrible for me for me, too, although I managed to avoid tearing my sissy hands to shreds.
We DNF'd this one, and it was my fault. I took WAY long on the T2B in both the sets of 30 and 20. I was stepping up to the bar, which ate up too much time. Jumping up to the bar sucked, too. There were times I could only do one rep before dropping off. I'm sure at least a couple of the teams must have lapped me.
We finished 7th out of the 8 teams in this WOD.
We finished in 5th place, and agreed that we were very satisfied with that result.
I was lucky to have Rankin as a partner. He really carried this team, and I can't imagine too many other guys would have kept going after ripping up his hands like this.
I sure wouldn't have.
He and I approached the competition the same way. We didn't go in expecting win the whole thing, but we knew we had a chance to do well and we came up with a plan to maximize our individual strengths.
I usually enjoy CrossFit competitions (by the end of them; I can be a sucky baby at times during), and doing the team version was even more fun. There was less pressure and strategy was a factor, rather than just sheer athleticism Also, I finished better than bottom three, which is nice. I think this is how I will participate in CrossFit competitions going forward whenever possible.
This is basically a workout journal that I use to keep track of my workout results. I started Sissy Hands in 2009, a few months after I started going to CrossFit Regina. I find this is better organized and more convenient (for me, anyway) than a notebook. I'm under no illusion that this blog would be interesting to anyone else, except perhaps for the people I work out with.
These days, I work out when I can at B Squad Fitness , the Regina Boxing Club and OPEX Regina. I regularly do workouts with my buddy Nickin my basement or one of our garages. When motivation strikes, I also exercise on my own as a weird grunting loner.
I'm not an elite athlete or a certified fitness professional. I'm just a dude who learned that exercise had a place in my life, and then became less fat and weak than I was. However, I still binge on crappy food and skip workouts more than I should. Yes, I really do eat 7-11 nachos on a semi-regular basis.
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World-Class Fitness in 100 Words:
Eat meat and vegetables, nuts and seeds, some fruit, little starch and no sugar. Keep intake to levels that will support exercise but not body fat. Practice and train major lifts: deadlift, clean, squat, presses, C&J, and snatch. Similarly, master the basics of gymnastics: pull-ups, dips, rope climb, push-ups, sit-ups, presses to handstand, pirouettes, flips, splits, and holds. Bike, run, swim, row, etc hard and fast. Five or six days a week mix these elements in as many combinations and patterns as creativity will allow. Routine is the enemy. Keep workouts short and intense. Regularly learn and play new sports.