I did five muscle-ups as part of my warm-up. I'm still struggling to get high enough, especially on my right side.
1 round of Cora, not timed:
400m Run (sub 2 minutes of running skips if weather doesn’t permit running)
20 Floor Wipers – 65/45lbs
20 Good Mornings – 65/45lbs
20 Knees to Elbows, sub Hanging Knee Raises
20 Abmat Situps
“Bell Swing Annie”
For time: 50-40-30-20-10 reps of
-Double-Unders – sub is 3x single skips
-Kettlebell Swings to overhead – 55/35lb
Took me 12:30. It amazes me that that some people -- well, Shae -- could do this in under 10 minutes.
This is the first time I've done precisely 15 minutes. I started out thinking I was only doing 10, but as I approached the 10:00 mark, I felt like I could spare another 5, and I probably should do it because I gorged myself on chocolate all day.
My pacing was a little off as a result, so I don't expect this record to hold up.
I tried to keep the "watt" measurement over 200, but it dipped below a number of times.
That's marginally better than the previous best time I posted so far.
Instead of having the watt measurement around 185 early on, I did my best to keep it above 200. I was shooting for at least 225, but that got harder as time went on. I did dial up the intensity in the last 90 seconds or so, but it was probably not quite as hard as earlier efforts when I expended less energy earlier.
I did two muscle-ups during the warm-up. I barely got high enough and really had to work and kick to get locked out. Basically, I got up there through sheer orneriness. Strength
Deadlift - 4 reps @ 60%, 70%,75%, 80-85%
Marco and I used 190, 225, 235 and 265
Push Press – 4 reps @ 60%, 70%, 75%, 80-85%
I used 120, 140, 150 and 165.
Push press EMOM 4 reps every min @ 55-60% for 10 min
I used 120 for this. After the heavier ones, this seemed pretty easy.
Dodgeball
If you got hit, you had to do 20 reps of an exercise, depending on the colour of ball that hit you. In the second game, I had to do 20 jumping squats. Other than that, I got off scot-free as our team dominated .
Later, I joined in a consequence-free game against some of the ACT or Invictus folks. I ended up scoring the winning elimination by catching a ball from the opposing team's last player. I didn't really catch it due to my awesome reflexes. I simply got hit perfectly in the junk and bent over so quickly that the ball was trapped.
I told the thrower who I eliminated, "If it's any consolation, you just ruined my weekend."
I did a single muscle-up during the warm-up. Somehow my technique is getting uglier.
Complete 3 rounds for quality (not for time) of
TGU x 3 each (increase weight each set)
Dead hang Pull up 6-8 @ 2010 (bands are permitted) Banded anti rotation press x 10 ea (Banded Anti Rotation Press) rest 45s
Done. I got up to 55lb TGUs on my right arm, 45 on the left.
Bench Mark “Megan”21-15-9 Burpees KBS 55/35 Double unders
I may have gone a bit too hard during the first round. My pace really slowed during the 15s and 9s. But I finished with 5:07, which was one of the better times in the gym all day.
-Snatch Grip Deadlift x6
-Snatch Grip Romanian Deadlift x6
-Hang Power Snatch x6
-Overhead Squat x6
-Push press x6
Don't put the bar down until you've gone through the entire complex. You're supposed to rest 90 seconds between sets. I was partnered with two other dudes, so my rest time might have been more than that, but not nearly as much as I would have liked.
Rx'd version called for behind the back, snatch-grip push press, unless you have shoulder issues, which I do. I can barely lower an empty bar behind my head, let alone after a shitload of work.
I did this. It got hard at the end. (That's what she said.)
Rejected Spring Fling Team Names
I signed up for this year's CrossFit Regina Spring Fling V. I decided to change things up from finishing in the bottom 3 of the individual competition, so I signed up in the team competition.
Rankin is graciously allowing me to be the albatross around his neck as we are partnering up.
The competition isn't until June, but the first order of business was come up with a team name.
Here are some of the ones I proposed, which we didn't go with. However, some of these are great and I reserve the right to use any or all ofthem at a future date. NO STEALSIES!
In no particular order:
-Jazzercise
-Ran-Ty
-Trankin
-Vicious and Delicious
-Nacho Men
-Rich Froning's Weird Cousins
-Awesomesauce
-Paleotards (We almost went with this, but decided it might be deemed offensive.)
-Paleo Dicaprio
-Beerpees
-Rhabdominators
I will reveal our actual team name at a later date. Right now, only Rankin and I know it.
10 Deadhang Pull-ups (Consecutive.)
500m row (1:49)
7 Deadhang Pull-ups (I may have done these as chin-ups. Sets of four and three.)
500m row (1:48)
5 Deadhang Pull-ups (Consecutive)
500m row (1:48)
3 Deadhang Pull-ups
Buy-out: 5 minutes on the AirDyne.
I originally envisioned this as just a 1500m ride. Then I decided I should go 5 minutes and try to hit 75 calories.
I've been sidelined by a head cold for a few days, but was starting to feel a bit better. It wasn't affecting my lungs, so I thought a nice pretend bike ride would be okay.
I decided to go 25 minutes, which would have been my longest AirDyne ride yet and in line with Steve's advice to try out a longer ride once in a while. He actually recommended 30 minutes, but I thought I'd work my way up to that. Plus, I'm the World's Laziest CrossFitter.
My usual pattern with AirDyne is that I start out at a medium pace and try to gradually increase my intensity toward the end. At the start, I was just trying to keep the watt number above 160. Later on, above 180. By the end, I was north of 250.
I also wanted to beat my results from my previous 20minute ride by the time I hit 20 minutes into this one, which was a little tricky to figure out a way to pace myself so I had something left in the tank for the final five minutes. But I managed to do that.
At 20:00, I had burned 274 cal and travelled 6.20 km
At 25:00: 360 cal and 7.91km.
By the way, I'm loving the Songzaa iPhone app, and particularly the "Rap Anthems" playlist that plays the rap hits from my prime. During this workout, I got re-acquainted with this classic:
Call me crazy, but I don't think that gal in the bikini on the beach was actually playing the sax.
This is basically a workout journal that I use to keep track of my workout results. I started Sissy Hands in 2009, a few months after I started going to CrossFit Regina. I find this is better organized and more convenient (for me, anyway) than a notebook. I'm under no illusion that this blog would be interesting to anyone else, except perhaps for the people I work out with.
These days, I work out when I can at B Squad Fitness , the Regina Boxing Club and OPEX Regina. I regularly do workouts with my buddy Nickin my basement or one of our garages. When motivation strikes, I also exercise on my own as a weird grunting loner.
I'm not an elite athlete or a certified fitness professional. I'm just a dude who learned that exercise had a place in my life, and then became less fat and weak than I was. However, I still binge on crappy food and skip workouts more than I should. Yes, I really do eat 7-11 nachos on a semi-regular basis.
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Annie: 8:04, (Feb. 24, 2012) Previous was 8:53 Angie: 22:25 (Nov. 18, 2009) Barbara: 3:39, 5:20, 5:54, 5:32, 5:28 = Total work time of 25:45 (Dec. 22, 2009). Previous was 26:44 total work time on Sept. 9, 2009 Christine: 13:40 w/185lbs (Aug 1, 2012) Cindy: 17 rounds plus 5 PLU + 10 PU + 4 SQ (Nov. 30, 2009) Diane: 10:47, with 185lb DLs and kipping HSPU (August 24, 2009) Elizabeth: 12:49 (August 4, 2010) Fran: 4:50 (Sept. 14, 2012) Previous 5:03 (Sept. 10, 2010) GI Jane: 18:25 (Sept. 29, 2009) Helen: 9:24 (Sept. 27, 2010). Previous: 9:42 (Aug. 31, 2009) Isabel: 6:45 (Aug 22, 2012) Previous: 8:16 Jackie: 8:16 (Dec. 12, 2011) Previous: 8:35 Karen: 8:15 (October 22, 2010. ) Previous: 9:55, (June 17, 2009) Kelly Overboard: 33:17 (Dec. 2009) Nancy: 15:47 (Nov. 11, 2009) Rhiannon: 420 (Dec. 30, 2014) Tabata This PLU, PU, SU, SQ: 333 (Dec 10, 2011) Petranek Fitness Test: 4:16(July 22, 2013) Previous 4:23 Filthy 50: 31:33 (July 2, 2012) Previous: 33:14 Fight Gone Bad: 318 (Sept 26, 2009) Previous: 291 (July 18, 2009), 256 (Sept 27, 2008) Bear: 130 lbs. (May 16, 2012) Tiger: 14 rounds + 5 DL + 1 HPC (Oct 20) 400m run: 1:17 (Nov 16, 2009) 800m run: At CrossFit Regina 2:57 (Nov 6, 2009), On puddle-spotted Usher track 2:55 (May 26, 2012) 1km run: 4:01 (Sept. 3 2010) Previous: 4:17 (May 15, 2010 - post-workout) 5km run: 24:55 500m row 137.7 (Oct. 18, 2011) 1km row: 3:30. 2 (Nov. 16, 2010) 100 calorie row for time: 5:34 (Oct. 10, 2015) Consecutive Kipping Pull-ups: 33 (May 4, 2010) Consecutive Deadhang Pull-ups: 16 (Nov. 9, 2013) Consecutive Double Unders: 98(Nov. 5, 2014) CrossFit Total: 705 (Dec. 7, 2009) Bench Press: 190x1 (April 7, 2015) 165 x 3 (Aug. 17, 2012) 155 x 5 (July 12, 2010) Deadlift: 315lbs x 1 (Dec. 7, 2009) 295x5 (Jan. 8, 2013) PowerClean and Jerk: 215lbs (July, 8, 2013) Squat Clean and Jerk: 205lbs (Jan 14, 2013) Power Clean 225 x 1 (Jan. 19, 2013) 205 x 3 (Sept 10, 2012) Hang Power Clean: 175x3, 205x1 (July 5, 2011) Squat Cleans: 185lbs x 3, 205lbs x 1 (June 11, 2012) Power Snatch: 165 (May 26, 2012) Hang Power Snatch: 135lbs x 3, 155lbs x 1 (Oct. 24, 2011) Squat Snatches: 135lbs x 3 (April 23, 2012) 150lbs x 1 (April 23, 2012) Back Squats: 280 x 5 (June 20, 2012), 290 x 3 (March 14, 2012) 300 x 2 (March 6, 2012) 310 x 1 (Oct. 25, 2012) Front Squats: 225 x 5 (Jan 10, 2012) 225 x 3 (May 11, 2011), 255 x 1 (Sept. 12, 2012) Overhead Squats: 165lbs x5 (July 13, 2011) 180lbs x 3 (Feb. 3, 2012), 190lbs x 1 (May 14, 2012) Push Press 190 x 3 (Jan. 8, 2013) 200 x 1 (Jan 16, 2013) Rack Jerks 195 x 2, 215 x 1 (Oct, 2011) Shoulder Press: 135lbs x 1(Nov 4, 2011), 130 x 5 (May 10, 2010) Weighted Pull-ups 55lbs x 2 Total Muscle-Ups (Lifetime): 32 (Most recently: 2 on April 23, 2015.) 30 Muscle-Ups, Vol. 2 Start Date:April 23, 2015
World-Class Fitness in 100 Words:
Eat meat and vegetables, nuts and seeds, some fruit, little starch and no sugar. Keep intake to levels that will support exercise but not body fat. Practice and train major lifts: deadlift, clean, squat, presses, C&J, and snatch. Similarly, master the basics of gymnastics: pull-ups, dips, rope climb, push-ups, sit-ups, presses to handstand, pirouettes, flips, splits, and holds. Bike, run, swim, row, etc hard and fast. Five or six days a week mix these elements in as many combinations and patterns as creativity will allow. Routine is the enemy. Keep workouts short and intense. Regularly learn and play new sports.